Red's Bachelorette Bash

My last weekend of freedom (before this awful week of school took place) was fantastic! 

Last friday night, I spent another lovely evening with my girls celebrating the "bride to be", Megan! 

First things first. This post needs a warning label. 

WARNING: Viewer discretion advised. What you are about to see may be a little 

inappropriate and could potentially cause you to feel a little secondary embarrassment 

for myself and/or my friends. Scroll down at your own risk! =)

Our first stop of the night was a little Cincinnati Reds action. We had PERFECT seats, right behind the home plate, and got top notch treatment from the Red's staff.... as well as from the creepy old man who sat behind us. (EEEK!) 

*About the creepy old guy: I thought this certain creepy old man was great when he 

bought our entire party all beers at the game...ya know, happy to pitch in to make

 Megan's night that much better....but then he took it to the next level. 

This guy was on a mission. He followed us to the bar, sat in the "background" and

 watched us from afar all night, at one point, pulled me aside and called me "desirable" (WOOF!) (Who calls someone "desirable" anyway),  and then gave me the option of going home with my friends, or going back to HIS place. (Ahhhh!!!!) 

Total friggin' creapo.

Anyway, back to the original message. We had the cutest shirts ever! Seriously, see for yourself! How cute are they? For those of you who don't know, Megan's last name is Redmon, hence the names on the shirt. What a great way to celebrate Megan...the "red"s game, the baseball tees...it was all so perfect! 

Olivia, Megan's BFF did the most fabulous job organizing the festivities. I know she was stressed (which she took care of with a few beverages at the game =)), but it turned out PERFECT! PROPS to Olivia..and all of my other friends who can throw a great partay. Planning an event like this one has GOT to be tough! 

After the game we strolled over to the Holy Grail (which I thought was called the Holy Grill) for a few "beverages". The night was nothing short of eventful!! 

Here are some snapshots from the night. Sorry, but for the sake of time, I uploaded them in no particular order. 

The lovely bride-to-be (and my big sis), Megan and I.

Lindsay and I with the Red's mascot. He came to visit our group of girls. Celebrity status. 

Sweet girls

I have the cutest friends.

Pace and Ellen

Megan and her man.

Megan got to participate in one of the trivia questions, or whatever you call it,
and she got some mad tv time on the big screen! Isn't she a doll?

Meet Olivia...the event planner slash booty shaker slash shot taker! =)

Cheers to the bride!

Lindsay and I. Always classy. Always inappropriate. 

BEFORE.....

annnnnd AFTER! Woowza.  

Olivia showing off her dance moves....on the bar stool. That move right there takes skill. This brings me back to Spring Break Bahamas...when I first met Olivia. Shortly there after, she won the booty shaking contest... and won my heart! =) 

I love her. 

Hiiii! ;)

Showing off our (once again inappropriate) pins, which you can't see very well.
Lindsay's might have said tease & mine might have said slut. We are so bad.

And once again, Olivia breaks it down. Except this time, I'm there to spank her booty. What???

What's not to love about this girl? Muuuuwahh!
And seriously, she gives Kim K a run for her money in the bum department. It's niiiiice.

Always an idiot in the background to ruin the picture. Nice job dude.

The last one's standing! Of course, I go all out when I get the rare opportunity
 to hang with the girls. What a fun and eventful night we had! 

Besides a few minor injuries (Angie, I am so sorry about your foot :( ), and a few that may have had a little bit too much to drink (mission accomplished), this was one of the FUNNEST nights I've had in a long time! Total Success! Total Blast!

Cheers to Megan....I love you girl! I wish you and Justin the very best.

 You are going to be one smokin' hot bride! 

Lastly, I will leave you with this:

TOP TEN THINGS I LOVE ABOUT SPENDING TIME WITH MY GIRLS:

1. Every once in a while, I get to let go and pretend that I have no responsibilities, 

just fun with my friends.

2. I typically laugh so hard my stomach hurts. 

3. We say and do totally inappropriate things and its' okay

 because it's just us girls. (Reference pictures above). 

(Favorite quote of the night: "Is that a tampon or an elephant toe??" Ohhemmgee)  

4. I get to catch up on everyone's life and fill everyone in on mine. 

It feels so wonderful to know that people are genuinely interested in my life. 

5. I can totally be myself and no one cares. 

6. My cosmetic diva's, as I would call many of my friends, catch me up on all of the latest products that I should be using (i.e. hair extensions, false eyelashes, makeup, hair products, etc.). This is essential considering the closest thing to Sephora in this town is CVS! *Gasp.

P.S. Yes Lindsay, you are cosmetically high maintenance. And it's okay. You can admit it.

7. We pretend like we are back in college again and do stupid things like dance 

on bar stools, take shots, and harass the taxi drivers. 

8. We get to bunk up in our hotel room and giggle under the sheets like silly little teenagers.

9. There is always some sort of drama. Which is never serious, but living with two boys, 

I need a little girl drama in my life every once in a while.  

10.  I always leave with my heart is SO FULL after seeing them. 

I feel so blessed to have so many wonderful, unique, and loving friends. 

(I hope you all know how much I care about you!)

Much love to my girlfriends,

Loren